The State of the Union Will Be Pathetic

Of all people to be giving a speech about the State of the Union, Donald J. Trump is the last person who is qualified. He has no idea about the state of this union. Think about it; if you were … Continue reading

Donny’s New Slogan

The propaganda never stops… Donald Trump has a new slogan: BUILD A WALL & CRIME WILL FALL!— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 23, 2019 Yes, that’s right. After the clear success of “Make America Great Again,” as emblazoned on red … Continue reading

It’s Trump’s Incompetence, Stupid

It’s time to be honest here… If you think Donald Trump has some overarching goal in mind with everything he does, well… I don’t know what you’re taking, but you have to be crazy because Trump doesn’t work that way. … Continue reading

Wharton Grad Donny Flubs the Basics of the Stock Market

This morning, Lord Donny Tweeted the following: In the “old days,” when good news was reported, the Stock Market would go up. Today, when good news is reported, the Stock Market goes down. Big mistake, and we have so much … Continue reading

The Press Conference That Should Spell Donny’s Doom

If you watched any of Trump’s press conference yesterday, you learned two things. You learned why his people don’t normally allow him to hold press conferences – he really sucks at it – and you also learned that Donald J. … Continue reading

Why Trump Waited So Long and Still Blew It

All weekend, Lord Donny barely Tweeted. He claimed to be in meetings all day, but we all know he was probably playing golf. We know this because he doesn’t attend many meetings and when it rains enough to wash out … Continue reading

Pulling Out of the Paris Accords is Stupid. Here’s Why.

The more I examine the Trump approach to climate change, which is to deny its existence and then pull out of a treaty in which President Obama and his people worked for years to get 190 countries to agree on, … Continue reading

“Pro-Trump?” Based on What?

There have been some heated protests today, especially in Berkeley, where anti-Trump protesters have used this date – which is the usual deadline for filing income taxes – to perhaps encourage Lord Donny to release his tax returns. This would … Continue reading

The Toddler-in-Chief Makes Us Less Safe

On Friday, which, quite ironically, just happened to be Holocaust Remembrance Day, Lord Donny decided that was the perfect time to go against everything the country he now represents around the world stands for.  He chose that day to sign … Continue reading

What Trump Voters Supported

It is just amazing to me that so many Trump voters seem to have no idea what they have done. Even those who meant well and only deluded themselves into believing they were just voting as a loyal Republican seem … Continue reading