Ted Nugent — Typical Wingnut Scumbag

Ted Nugent is the biggest asshole in the history of a music scene that features a variety of assholes, and the kookiest of right wing kooks.

And apparently, like all right wing kooks, who hold up their guns and proclaim their manhood to all who will pay attention, at heart, he’s a fricking coward.

From: Facing a draft, Nugent bravely wet his pants

:: CHICAGO SUN-TIMES :: Richard Roeper.

So Ted Nugent roams a concert stage while toting automatic weapons, calls Barack Obama "a piece of —–" and says he told Obama to suck on one of his machine-guns. He also calls Hillary Clinton a "worthless bitch" and Dianne Feinstein a "worthless whore."

That Nugent, he’s a man’s man. He talks the talk and walks the walk, right?

Except when it was time to register for the draft during the Vietnam era. By his own admission, Nugent stopped all forms of personal hygiene for a month and showed up for his draft board physical in pants caked with his own urine and feces, winning a deferment. Creative!

Okay, so why do we allow these idiots to proclaim to us how macho they are? Why do we allow THEM to tell us how we should conduct a war, and how to keep the country safe? More importantly, how can assholes like Nugent even begin to proclaim himself any sort of "patriot"?

Nugent’s always been a nutbar; in other words, a typical wingnut. it’s not enough that he disagrees with animal rights people on hunting animals; hell, I disagree with them on hunting animals. No, Nugent’s not content with simply saying that he thinks they’re wrong; he has to go a step further, calling Heidi Prescott of the Fund for Animals a "worthless whore" and a
"shallow slut," asking "who needs to club a seal, when you can club
Heidi?" He was later ordered to pay her $75,000.

of course, like most winguts, Heidi need not have worried, because like other wingnuts, such as Dick Cheney, he’s a goddamn phony when it comes to hunting, anyway. This idiot runs Sunrize Acres, a little operation that specialized in canned hunting, which is a coward’s method of hunting. it’s not unlike Cheney’s "quail-tard" hunts, where he gets drunk and hunts quails in pens by the side of the road. What a manly sport, huh?

Yeah, when it comes to guns, Nugent is a typical wingnut, as well. He talks a great game, but it’s all talk. At the 2005 NRA Convention, Nugent stoked the fires of the cowardly NRA morons in the audience with the following rant:

"Remember the Alamo! Shoot ’em! To show you how radical I am, I want carjackers
dead. I want rapists dead. I want burglars dead. I want child molesters
dead. I want the bad guys dead. No court case. No parole. No early
release. I want ’em dead. Get a gun and when they attack you, shoot

Yeah! What a man, huh? He shit and pissed himself to avoid Vietnam, but now he’s telling everyone how brave he is. Folks, when are you going to get a clue? We have a president who ran away from Vietnam by scamming his way to the National Guard, and then ran away from the National Guard. He, like Nugent, also seems to have pissed himself at least once, when terrorists hit the World Trade Center.  We have a Vice President who applied for deferment after deferment to avoid Vietnam, who shoots defenseless penned birds and calls it hunting, and who shoots his friend in the face and demands an apology for it. And one after another wingnut proclaims their manhood every chance they get, while actually demonstrating that they’re really just a bunch of big pussies.

Seriously; Ted Nugent threatened Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton a few days ago, and the right wing has been defending him! "I was in Chicago, I said, ‘Hey, Obama, you might wanna suck on one of these, you punk’" as he shook two assault weapons "menacingly." When his audience of assholes cheered, he continued, "Obama, he’s a piece of shit. I told
him to suck on my machine gun! Let’s hear it for him." His brain dead audience again cheered and Nugent switched to criticising Clinton.
"I was in New York, I said, ‘Hillary, you might want to ride one of these into the sunset, you worthless bitch!’" By the way, Sean Hannity, another wingnut coward, thought it was funny.

Ted Nugent is more worthless than Hillary Clinton. And you’re also more of a bitch.

Where is the Secret Service when it comes to stuff like this, by the way? If Alec Baldwin had said and done something similar to a Republican candidate (he wouldn’t, of course), there’s no way he would get away with it, nor should he. So why is Nugent getting away with it?

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